KNOCKOUT HUMOR
 
I do not believe in first impressions. 
I make up my mind before I meet the person.


Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.
 
Just thinking about this job makes me sick to my stomach
And just thinking of seeing your face for one more day at the office...
Makes me want to just SCREAM!
So, I decided not to waste one more minute at this pressure cooker
I, resign.
Respectfully,

NEVER COMING BACK--NEVER EVER EVER--I MEAN NEVER!

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.
 
I noticed that when I ran into you the other day that you have now become fat, old and BALD 
Yes,  you complimented how good I look and gave me your telephone number.
Please excuse me while I move on...
Superficially Yours.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

 
You are so full of yourself...
Even a stuffed turkey
Is No match.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.
 
Definition of a nice day...
Wherever I am
You are not.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.
 
 
Don’t get so down on yourself.
Let other people do that for you.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.