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Let’s take time for a Knockout Humor Game Show Teaser
Host: You are a 35-year-old man.
You are hungry, and you are going out for a bite to eat.
You ask your mother, “Do you want something to eat?”
She responds, “Nah, you go ahead. I’ll be alright.”
What do you do next?
Contestant 1: You do nothing and just go out to eat.
Host: You must have a death wish. Wrong.
Contestant 2: You tell her, “Well, if you don’t want to eat, then I guess I can go later.”
Host:
So both of you are going to sit there like two starving idiots?
Wait…judges? Yes…we can accept that answer.
Contestant 3:
You better figure out what the heck she wants
and bring it to her.
Host: Absolutely correct.
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