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i noticed that when i ran...

9/25/2013

I noticed that when I ran into you the other day that you have now become fat, old and BALD
Yes, you complimented how good I look and gave me your telephone number.
Please excuse me while I move on...
Superficially Yours.
FUNNY JOKES
Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

please send my best to your mother...

9/24/2013

Please send my best to your mother
When she visits next weekend
Please, really, don't worry about me.
I'll find some other place to be.
Please honey, send her all my best.
Honestly,
Your Husband Who Doesn't Want to be Bothered With Your Mother Next Weekend.
Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

when we first met...

9/23/2013

When we first met
I could hardly keep myself from wrapping my
Arms around...
Now I would need to lease an octopus.
Please gain some self-control.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

did you ever have one of those...

9/22/2013

Did you ever have one of those mornings...
When you wake up and realize...
I do not like where my life is going?
One too many looks at you and I realized...
I must have been crazy -- what the heck was I thinking?
Looking VERY VERY forward to our divorce.
Sincerely,
NO LOVE LOST!
Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

honey, you forgot our...

9/21/2013

Honey, you forgot our anniversary, again
And guess what, I forgot to tell you...
I do not love you either
Let's give ourselves both a very special anniversary gift this year...

A DIVORCE.
Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

After meeting your parents...

9/20/2013

"After meeting your parents for the first time
I have made a very important decision...
There's no freakin' way I want to have
Anything to do with you or your crazy family!"

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

you are always late...

9/19/2013

You are always late for any function that's important to me.
JUST PRETEND IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S EVENT!
Respectfully,
YOUR DISGUSTED WIFE.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

i love you with...

9/18/2013

I love you with all my heart...
That's why I am a very very bitter man.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

you are always late...

9/17/2013

You are always late for any function that's important to me.
JUST PRETEND IT'S YOUR MOTHER'S EVENT!
Respectfully,
YOUR DISGUSTED WIFE.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.

You're starting...

9/16/2013

You're starting to grow on me like
Mold.

Robb. Brown & Stu Jerris, authors of the Knockout Humor Book Series.